Someone should buy her a box of condoms and an aarp card so she can have good safe fun in her old age. Maybe a gift card for Uber so she doesn’t kill someone driving home drunk. She’s a quality person, really honest and decent, only lies and cheats because she loves people so much. So when she comes home leaking semen it’s just reminder of her love, not the remnants of an alcohol fueled night of adultery.
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